Add the Punchline to Our Dog Gone Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Plainfield Rocks, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Bad Coffee cartoon:
This coffee tastes like tar.
brian wojciechowski
6:33 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
You said meet at the dog and suds!
Arborville Turf & Landscape
6:44 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
When I said "Take a walk", I didn't mean it literally.
Now come back to the bar and finish the beer I bought you
Gary Krolik, Jr.
7:09 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
yeah...meant to tell ya I been marking in a new place....
Brian Jones
7:32 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I guess we had a different idea with "watering hole".
ALLEN CALVIN SR
8:00 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
This thing you have for bondage I find quite depressing so I've decided to self medicate.
oswegoannie
9:00 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
hahahaaaaaa...this one made me laugh OUT LOUD! Thanks for brightening a rather tough day! You win in my book.
Steve Luby
8:07 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I should be there after a couple of more beers.
Maureen
8:22 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I said to hydrant not hydrate!!!!
ALLEN CALVIN SR
8:23 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
"What's the hold-up? I don't know. Usually after a couple of beers I'm good to go."
Kev
8:32 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
"...oh, and one more thing, I just $?&# on the floor so you might want to bring a baggie."
Logansdad
9:25 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Ummm....Are you forgetting someone?
Melissa
10:28 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Walk? In this heat? You must be crazy...
Holly Haworth
1:08 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
LOL nice one
Loretta B.
10:44 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Dude, I can use a cell phone and order a beer....this ancient 'dog and master' idea of yours is not going to work.
Stephen Youhanaie
11:37 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
dude, get over here fast. there's a lady here at the bar with a really cute poodle. you get to know the lady, while i hit on that poodle.
Michael James
11:42 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I'm sorry Fred, but i believe your best friend deserves a little more than being led around on a leash and told when and where he can empty his bladder! It's over! Get used to it!
JKow
2:02 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Listen Rick, I ran away two months ago. You gotta move on. You're walking around with an empty leash? Wait, are you wearing the shirt I bought you? I put that in your "Clothes you've gotten too fat for" pile.
Todd Milliron
2:04 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Terry, Didn't Kenny tell you the K-9 Training Course is being held at Ralph's Place on the 19th hole.
dotuit
2:38 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Who you callin a dog?
dotuit
2:44 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Who you callin a dog?!
Richard D
3:11 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
The old watering hole just doesn't cut it anymore Bob!
Stephen Youhanaie
4:40 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Yeah, I know women are attracted to men who are walking dogs, but you could lose a few pounds, and that wardrobe, sheesh!!!
Al Diaz
7:13 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
No, I will not walk with you until you quit picking up my poo in public. It's embarrassing!
Al Diaz
7:28 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
If your going to bring up the vet then I'm going to hang up!
nida
8:07 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Oh, hii, by the way, I'm leaving you for someone with style.. You can keep the leash, I won't need it it here.
JPauly
8:09 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Yes, even from here, you look fat in those shorts.
Christopher Lindsey
8:11 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Sorry Mitt. I decided it was safer to take the bus this time.
Bridget D
7:58 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012
I'm sorry, Buddy, but ever since you started reading "Fifty Shades of Grey," you, me and my leash & collar just aren't a good fit.
L W Sagan
8:44 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012
"No I did NOT say, 'Johnny wants a walk' - I asked, 'Want a Johnny Walker?' "
L W Sagan
8:48 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012
"All I get from you is. 'Don't pee in the house', 'Get off the furniture', 'Stop licking yourself' - and you wonder why I drink?"
alan
9:02 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012
that's hydrant looks so tempting I told you so
Ryan R Partridge
9:20 am on Thursday, July 26, 2012
Your wife got off the leash again? I told you to break her in with the choke chain. Let me pay my tab and I'll help you find her.
forget me
7:05 pm on Thursday, July 26, 2012
Come on! You have to pick me up and be my designated walker. I cant afford another Dui. (Dog under influence)
B
8:24 am on Friday, July 27, 2012
Honestly Bob, I just can't take it anymore. The black socks and the tummy shirt? Really? I may not be purebred, but come on. You look like an overweight Blagojevich. Try to have a little more respect for yourself. Me? What am I going to do? We'll I'm out right now trying to find a new owner. Goodbye Bob. It's been swell.
Dave Seiden
6:01 pm on Tuesday, July 31, 2012
I really needed a drink. I had a ruff day.