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Add the Punchline to Our Beach Penguins Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

 
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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Malcolm Wyllie, who provided the winning punchline to last week's UFO abduction cartoon:

I guess next time I'll clean up the dog's poop.

Related Topics: Beach, Comic Challenge, Patch caption contest, and penguin cartoon
What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

Steve Luby

6:09 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Why didn't you tell me we should have dressed formal!

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Flora Dora

6:22 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Where's Mister Popper when you need him?

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The Sentinel

8:08 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I never saw the winner of the punchline to the "dog teaching the guy" cartoon. Who won? Ellis?

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The Sentinel

3:31 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Great. I honestly did think his captioin was the best, much better'n mine. Thanks for letting me know, Andre.

Bob McQuillan

8:09 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

When did this turn into a resort for nuns?

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Olivia Giachino

8:12 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

So that's what the brochure meant when it said, "Chill Out at the Beach"

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Logansdad

8:30 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Honey, see I told you Antartica is warm this time of year.

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jcavy1284

8:49 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Huh, I guess it's a black and white party.

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The Sentinel

9:52 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

"Let's go. This beach is for the birds."

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Melinda Ramsden

11:25 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

That's the last time we book our leisure travel through Sister Amnesia!

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Travis McGee

11:59 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Maybe we shouldn't have drank those five margaritas before we headed down to the beach!

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The Sentinel

2:06 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Hey Travis...hhow're things on the Busted Flush?

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Travis McGee

2:58 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Still hanging out in Cedar Key.

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The Sentinel

3:34 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

LOL
I have a nice collection of McDonald's McGee books. Enjoyed reading all of them very much. Made a trip along the Tamiami Trail once just because it was mentioned.
I forget the name of that professor-type sidekick of his, tho.

Lisa

12:05 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Well looks like no swimming today....the penguins are a dead give-away for the water temp!

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Kandis K

1:08 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

"When you said we were going to see Madagascar in 3D...this is NOT what I had in mind."

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John Moreli

1:12 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Instead of working on solving our Countries problems , Obama and his family are on vacation again!

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Mike Neberz

6:44 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Uh, I don't get it...and your punctuation is off too. :)

Will Huffman

3:12 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The penguin unemployment rate must be through the roof! (The dog says that line)

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Andre Salles

3:23 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I've deleted the personal attacks. Please just keep this thread to funny captions, OK?

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Terry Flanagan

4:51 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

When they said we'd probably spot a lot of Hollywood celebrities at this beach, I didn't think they were talking about the cast of "Happy Feet".

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The Sentinel

5:04 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Now that's a good one, Terry. Better'n mine for sure.

Al Diaz

5:14 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I didn't know this was a nude beach!

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Mike Neberz

6:32 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Wow, Burgess Meredith has never looked better!

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Annie Oakley

6:52 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I think I need to check my hormone medication. My hot flashes have taken us to a whole new level.

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anna

8:44 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Honey The park has gone to the penquins..

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forget me

7:43 am on Saturday, June 23, 2012

I want to know who is. Judging these captions. Some of the winners are not even funny.

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garret

11:43 am on Saturday, June 23, 2012

"Hey, why the heck are there penguins on the beach? They're indigenous to Antarctica!"

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JohnOscar

1:17 pm on Saturday, June 23, 2012

Welcome to The Retreat for Angry Birds.

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Lisa Legler

10:01 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Dog: " Wahoo! Bird retrieving unlimited ! "

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