Captain Mustache Rogues Gallery
All these guys have mustaches.
We don't know what possesses a man (or woman) to cultivate a patch of hair between his (or her) lip and nose.
Is it to compensate for a real or imagined shortcoming? Is it a bid to convey masculinity or authority? Is it because the mustache man thinks no woman can resist a tuft of facial hair right above the mouth?
We have no idea. Maybe you should ask one of these guys.