It was a few years ago we first saw the Epic Beard Man video on Deadspin, and now every time we see some guy sporting a abundant facial hair — especially if it's gray facial hair — we can't help but think of it.

That's not to say anything about the relative epicness of any of the men pictured here. We have no idea whether they are epic or not. We do know what they supposedly did to go to jail. And we also know none of them are from Shorewood. But of course they aren't.