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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to April, who provided the winning punchline to 

You regret killing the electric car. Just admit it.

Kristi May 04, 2012 at 05:11 PM
Sorry fellas Duck isn't on the menu tonight!
L W Sagan May 04, 2012 at 06:27 PM
"Yes, she did request to be cremated..but I figured this was close enough, and much cheaper !"
Dennis C. Ryan May 05, 2012 at 11:34 PM
What's wrong? Don't they serve sailors here?
Terry Flanagan May 06, 2012 at 03:09 AM
I started coming here when the Duck Inn closed in Geneva.
Holly Haworth November 04, 2012 at 07:43 PM
I'd make a joke about Chicken but I think I'll have the duck insead

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