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Miss Will County Jail: Rogues Gallery

Donald Trump isn't going to be messing around with this contest.

We saw in the news how Donald Trump is suing some woman who says his beauty contest is fixed.

That's really a shame. What's the world coming to when the integrity of a beauty contest is openly questioned?

Well, no one can impugn this first ever Miss .

This contest is completely on the level. And why shouldn't it be? There's nothing at stake, and the contestants probably don't even know they're involved.

But whatever. Tell us in the comments who your favorite is, and we will crown her Miss Will County jail.

Infamous Steve June 18, 2012 at 01:57 PM
Damn not much work being done on the Shorewood Patch anymore huh? One or two new stories here and there, time to check Joliet Patch.
Angelique June 23, 2012 at 12:16 AM
Although I've never watched it, I'd bet the Miss America contest most likely IS fixed. ESPECIALLY when the Chump has anything to do with it. If you've watched his show "Apprentice", you seen how he allowed Dennis Rodman to come to work drunk, hungover, and arrive mid-day, for weeks on end when he should of been fired the very first time he came to work loaded. Or how in this past season he allowed Dayana Mendoza to stay, week after week, when she clearly couldn't even SPELL "business". Not to mention, the fact that Arsenio Hall won, which was beyond comprehension as Arsenio CLEARLY knew absolutely NOTHING about running ANY type of business.....in fact, in each and every single interview he did during the show, the ONLY thing he EVER talked about was Aubry (another contestant). Yep, that sexist egomaniac with lips that look like a butthole wouldn't know "fair" and/or "honest" if it knocked the toupee off his no-necked head.
Tom Wylde June 24, 2012 at 09:46 PM
The brunette booked on the charge of retail theft for Miss Will County Jail! No other contestant even comes close to this raving beauty!

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